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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

I am a nigger.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

men's rights.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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