- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Not a joke.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Your sex life.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

You know what's catchy? A cold

Smeg...

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Joke.

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