Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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