Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

civil rights

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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