- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

A white person at Harvard

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

So. The gays. ...

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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