rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

"33"

to get to the other side.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Type 2 diabetics

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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