what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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