A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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a man said hi.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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