What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats 2+2? 4

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

world peace

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Anti Joke

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