Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

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