Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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