i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Twenty-Four

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Yes.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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