- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Jacob Edwards has friends

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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