- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Ju... Just why?

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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