If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

So. The gays. ...

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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