What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Women's rights.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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