- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Basically copying you.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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