- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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