- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

say cheese

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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