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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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