What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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stinky boner

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Bake until golden at 375

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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