- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

I am on a escalator.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

knock knock piss off

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

How would you rule?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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