If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Ju... Just why?

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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