Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Basically copying you.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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