Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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