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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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this is not an anti joke

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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HURT

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

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