Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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