- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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