Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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