- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Knock, Knock Come in

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

At least I dont have AIDS.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Tunechi

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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