rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Type 2 diabetics

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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