How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Penis

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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ginger

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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