A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

leon harney ya pikey

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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