- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Women's rights

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Do you speak alien? Hola.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats 2+2? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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