Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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