So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

How much Is a free app on my market?

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Women's rights

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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