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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Joke.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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