- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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