Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Yes!

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So a seal walks into a club..

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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