- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Rigo your a stupid ass

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

you know whats funny... nothing.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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