- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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