Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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child labor

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Butt Sex.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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