- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This is not a joke or is it

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Knock knock Come in

Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

whats 2+2? 4

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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