- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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