What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What black and has children A black man

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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