What did the hungry man do? He ate.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Darude- Sandstorm

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

There was an american man on the way to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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