your mother hates you

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

i am and me is i

1 + 1 = 3

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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