How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Sac

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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