A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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