- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What'sucks and white Jackson

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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