A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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