why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Jews...

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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You copy and paster!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

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