- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks