what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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giddy goat

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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The Game

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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