- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Cancer

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

giddy goat

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

So a jew walks into a bar!

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