A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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I agree

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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