Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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I agree

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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