Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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