- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

David Silberberg is gay

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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