- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Christians pornstars.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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