Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Jimmy Saville

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Me Neither.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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